Otherwise known as 'Sage attempts writing in the mindset of a teenage emo kid'. This just keeps reminding me of high school and how the boys always stuffed their stories with needless blood and violence to be edgy. Like...ridiculously so. In fact this is lacking more needless deaths of people in order to match that level of ridiculous.

BUT HERE IS STEPHAN'S WONDERFUL FANTASY CREATURE THAT EATS THINGS.  I WILL NOW PROCEED TO HIDE FROM THIS HORRIBLY WRITTEN MONSTROSITY.